Tag: quit alcohol

7
Jan

2018 – SO FAR I’VE QUIT WEED, BOOZE, COCAINE, CIGARETTES, DAIRY, RED MEAT, PORN—AND I’M NOT DONE YET.

“New year, new me” is one of those lies we tell ourselves like “my parents did the best they could’’ or “wearing sweatpants in public is acceptable.” I should know, because I usually made it to about January 9 before I was up to my neck in deep-fried ice cream covered in Jack Daniels with my new gym membership on